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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 10:10
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Can you tell me something about yourself?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
No way